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Chapter 19

The next day opened a new scene at Longbourn.  Mr. Collins

made his declaration in form.  Having resolved to do it without

loss of time, as his leave of absence extended only to the

following Saturday, and having no feelings of diffidence to make

it distressing to himself even at the moment, he set about it

in a very orderly manner, with all the observances, which

he supposed a regular part of the business.  On finding Mrs.

Bennet, Elizabeth, and one of the younger girls together, soon

after breakfast, he addressed the mother in these words:

"May I hope, madam, for your interest with your fair daughter

Elizabeth, when I solicit for the honour of a private audience

with her in the course of this morning?"

Before Elizabeth had time for anything but a blush of surprise,

Mrs. Bennet answered instantly, "Oh dear!--yes--certainly.  I

am sure Lizzy will be very happy--I am sure she can have no

objection.  Come, Kitty, I want you upstairs."  And, gathering

her work together, she was hastening away, when Elizabeth

called out:

"Dear madam, do not go.  I beg you will not go.  Mr. Collins

must excuse me.  He can have nothing to say to me that anybody

need not hear.  I am going away myself."

"No, no, nonsense, Lizzy.  I desire you to stay where you are."

And upon Elizabeth's seeming really, with vexed and embarrassed

looks, about to escape, she added: "Lizzy, I _insist_ upon your

staying and hearing Mr. Collins."

Elizabeth would not oppose such an injunction--and a moment's

consideration making her also sensible that it would be wisest to

get it over as soon and as quietly as possible, she sat down again

and tried to conceal, by incessant employment the feelings which

were divided between distress and diversion. Mrs. Bennet and Kitty

walked off, and as soon as they were gone, Mr. Collins began.

"Believe me, my dear Miss Elizabeth, that your modesty, so far

from doing you any disservice, rather adds to your other

perfections.  You would have been less amiable in my eyes had

there _not_ been this little unwillingness; but allow me to assure

you, that I have your respected mother's permission for this

address.  You can hardly doubt the purport of my discourse,

however your natural delicacy may lead you to dissemble; my

attentions have been too marked to be mistaken.  Almost as soon

as I entered the house, I singled you out as the companion of

my future life.  But before I am run away with by my feelings on

this subject, perhaps it would be advisable for me to state my

reasons for marrying--and, moreover, for coming into Hertfordshire

with the design of selecting a wife, as I certainly did."

The idea of Mr. Collins, with all his solemn composure, being

run away with by his feelings, made Elizabeth so near laughing,

that she could not use the short pause he allowed in any attempt

to stop him further, and he continued:

"My reasons for marrying are, first, that I think it a right

thing for every clergyman in easy circumstances (like myself) to

set the example of matrimony in his parish; secondly, that I am

convinced that it will add very greatly to my happiness; and

thirdly--which perhaps I ought to have mentioned earlier, that

it is the particular advice and recommendation of the very noble

lady whom I have the honour of calling patroness.  Twice has

she condescended to give me her opinion (unasked too!) on this

subject; and it was but the very Saturday night before I left

Hunsford--between our pools at quadrille, while Mrs. Jenkinson

was arranging Miss de Bourgh's footstool, that she said, 'Mr.

Collins, you must marry.  A clergyman like you must marry.

Choose properly, choose a gentlewoman for _my_ sake; and for

your _own_, let her be an active, useful sort of person, not brought

up high, but able to make a small income go a good way.  This is

my advice.  Find such a woman as soon as you can, bring her to

Hunsford, and I will visit her.'  Allow me, by the way, to

observe, my fair cousin, that I do not reckon the notice and

kindness of Lady Catherine de Bourgh as among the least of the

advantages in my power to offer.  You will find her manners

beyond anything I can describe; and your wit and vivacity, I

think, must be acceptable to her, especially when tempered with

the silence and respect which her rank will inevitably excite.

Thus much for my general intention in favour of matrimony;

it remains to be told why my views were directed towards

Longbourn instead of my own neighbourhood, where I can

assure you there are many amiable young women.  But the fact

is, that being, as I am, to inherit this estate after the death of

your honoured father (who, however, may live many years

longer), I could not satisfy myself without resolving to choose a

wife from among his daughters, that the loss to them might be as

little as possible, when the melancholy event takes place--which,

however, as I have already said, may not be for several years.

This has been my motive, my fair cousin, and I flatter myself it

will not sink me in your esteem.  And now nothing remains

for me but to assure you in the most animated language of the

violence of my affection.  To fortune I am perfectly indifferent,

and shall make no demand of that nature on your father, since I

am well aware that it could not be complied with; and that one

thousand pounds in the four per cents, which will not be yours

till after your mother's decease, is all that you may ever be

entitled to.  On that head, therefore, I shall be uniformly silent;

and you may assure yourself that no ungenerous reproach shall

ever pass my lips when we are married."

It was absolutely necessary to interrupt him now.

"You are too hasty, sir," she cried.  "You forget that I have

made no answer.  Let me do it without further loss of time.

Accept my thanks for the compliment you are paying me.  I am

very sensible of the honour of your proposals, but it is

impossible for me to do otherwise than to decline them."

"I am not now to learn," replied Mr. Collins, with a formal wave

of the hand, "that it is usual with young ladies to reject the

addresses of the man whom they secretly mean to accept, when

he first applies for their favour; and that sometimes the refusal

is repeated a second, or even a third time.  I am therefore by no

means discouraged by what you have just said, and shall hope to

lead you to the altar ere long."

"Upon my word, sir," cried Elizabeth, "your hope is a rather

extraordinary one after my declaration.  I do assure you that I

am not one of those young ladies (if such young ladies there are)

who are so daring as to risk their happiness on the chance of

being asked a second time.  I am perfectly serious in my refusal.

You could not make _me_ happy, and I am convinced that I am

the last woman in the world who could make you so.  Nay, were

your friend Lady Catherine to know me, I am persuaded she

would find me in every respect ill qualified for the situation."

"Were it certain that Lady Catherine would think so," said Mr.

Collins very gravely--"but I cannot imagine that her ladyship

would at all disapprove of you.  And you may be certain when I

have the honour of seeing her again, I shall speak in the very

highest terms of your modesty, economy, and other amiable

qualification."

"Indeed, Mr. Collins, all praise of me will be unnecessary.

You must give me leave to judge for myself, and pay me the

compliment of believing what I say.  I wish you very happy and

very rich, and by refusing your hand, do all in my power to

prevent your being otherwise.  In making me the offer, you must

have satisfied the delicacy of your feelings with regard to my

family, and may take possession of Longbourn estate whenever

it falls, without any self-reproach.  This matter may be

considered, therefore, as finally settled."  And rising as she

thus spoke, she would have quitted the room, had Mr. Collins

not thus addressed her:

"When I do myself the honour of speaking to you next on the

subject, I shall hope to receive a more favourable answer than

you have now given me; though I am far from accusing you of

cruelty at present, because I know it to be the established

custom of your sex to reject a man on the first application, and

perhaps you have even now said as much to encourage my suit

as would be consistent with the true delicacy of the female

character."

"Really, Mr. Collins," cried Elizabeth with some warmth, "you

puzzle me exceedingly.  If what I have hitherto said can appear

to you in the form of encouragement, I know not how to express

my refusal in such a way as to convince you of its being one."

"You must give me leave to flatter myself, my dear cousin, that

your refusal of my addresses is merely words of course.  My

reasons for believing it are briefly these: It does not appear

to me that my hand is unworthy your acceptance, or that the

establishment I can offer would be any other than highly

desirable.  My situation in life, my connections with the family

of de Bourgh, and my relationship to your own, are circumstances

highly in my favour; and you should take it into further

consideration, that in spite of your manifold attractions, it is

by no means certain that another offer of marriage may ever be

made you.  Your portion is unhappily so small that it will in

all likelihood undo the effects of your loveliness and amiable

qualifications.  As I must therefore conclude that you are not

serious in your rejection of me, I shall choose to attribute it

to your wish of increasing my love by suspense, according to the

usual practice of elegant females."

"I do assure you, sir, that I have no pretensions whatever to that

kind of elegance which consists in tormenting a respectable man.

I would rather be paid the compliment of being believed sincere.

I thank you again and again for the honour you have done me in

your proposals, but to accept them is absolutely impossible.  My

feelings in every respect forbid it.  Can I speak plainer?  Do not

consider me now as an elegant female, intending to plague you,

but as a rational creature, speaking the truth from her heart."

"You are uniformly charming!" cried he, with an air of awkward

gallantry; "and I am persuaded that when sanctioned by the

express authority of both your excellent parents, my proposals

will not fail of being acceptable."

To such perseverance in wilful self-deception Elizabeth would

make no reply, and immediately and in silence withdrew;

determined, if he persisted in considering her repeated

refusals as flattering encouragement, to apply to her father,

whose negative might be uttered in such a manner as to be

decisive, and whose behavior at least could not be mistaken

for the affectation and coquetry of an elegant female.

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