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Entry#  1280. III. JESTS AND TALES. (1280-1292)


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III.


JESTS AND TALES.


A JEST.


A priest, making the rounds of his parish on Easter Eve, and

sprinkling holy water in the houses as is customary, came to a

painter's room, where he sprinkled the water on some of his

pictures. The painter turned round, somewhat angered, and asked him

why this sprinkling had been bestowed on his pictures; then said the

priest, that it was the custom and his duty to do so, and that he

was doing good; and that he who did good might look for good in

return, and, indeed, for better, since God had promised that every

good deed that was done on earth should be rewarded a hundred-fold

from above. Then the painter, waiting till he went out, went to an

upper window and flung a large pail of water on the priest's back,

saying: "Here is the reward a hundred-fold from above, which you

said would come from the good you had done me with your holy water,

by which you have damaged my pictures."


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