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Title[ SIMPLE SIMON


Simple Simon met a pieman,

    Going to the fair;

Says Simple Simon to the pieman,

    "Let me taste your ware."


Says the pieman to Simple Simon,

    "Show me first your penny,"

Says Simple Simon to the pieman,

    "Indeed, I have not any."


Simple Simon went a-fishing

    For to catch a whale;

All the water he could find

    Was in his mother's pail!


Simple Simon went to look

    If plums grew on a thistle;

He pricked his fingers very much,

    Which made poor Simon whistle.


He went to catch a dicky bird,

    And thought he could not fail,

Because he had a little salt,

    To put upon its tail.


He went for water with a sieve,

    But soon it ran all through;

And now poor Simple Simon

    Bids you all adieu.




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